Auguri di Buon Anno

Just more Orcish violence to help kick off the new year. News is sketchy at this hour; I've read reports of anything between one and three of these troglodytes attempting to break-in and murder the poor old fellow. I suppose it'll be clear by sunrise. In other news, over a thousand cars torched during Saint-Sylvester 'celebrations' in Paris, about the same number of incidents reported last year.